I am such a Crap...

Posted: 21 July, 2008 by sunny in
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I don't know what to call it. funny, ridiculous, disastrous.... you decide after reading.
Today evening, I was on my way back home from downtown. Cycle in one hand and its keys in the other. Crooning some song(i think it was Satrangi re....) and keychain following the rhythm. There I saw a young beautiful lady was heading towards me. Socha Kya maal re baap.... There was a sudden change in my walking style, started dressing my hair with comb-like fingers.... But alas I should not have done that last thing...

I wanted to place my slightly-slid spectacles back in place. I forgot to notice that all my fingers got locked around by the keychain except for the middle finger(don't forget there was cycle in the other hand). Only few meters away she was from me and I took out my hand with the lanky middle-finger(all other fingers folded) to lift my spects up....... boommmmm disasterrrrrrrrrrrrrr This is what she was seeing from the other side " ..l., " and the middle finger on my nose. And the last frowning look she gave me before she passed across me is still haunting me................

Mujhe kabhi bhi koi ladki patney vaali nahin hai.........I am such a Crap. ain't I?

5 comments:

  1. Sankar says:
    July 23, 2008 at 1:56 AM

    ha ha ha ... hi hi hi :) :)

  1. Santo says:
    July 23, 2008 at 3:21 PM

    Orey nee english naaku anta baaga artham kaakunna, situation oohinchukuni chaala sepu navvukunna. second time chadivina tarvaata artham ayindi. Ninnu khachitamgaa aa ammayi marchipodu. atleast face, color. :)

    cheersss
    santosh

  1. Srikanth says:
    July 25, 2008 at 6:23 AM

    Mams that is hilarious. But I can feel what you have gone though. Remember that embarrassing moment during Sukoon-2005 when I said something like wah, kya maal hein to a former miss HCU. Then the Kerala kutti comes up to me and asks me, what is ur problem? Guess what? I was literally pissed. I said something like abba jabba abba......Can' t forget that moment. Such a dumb I was.

  1. sunny says:
    July 25, 2008 at 7:49 AM

    Srik, You could have bent a little and repeated the same " I told Wah kya maal hai Jahaapanaa" or said" maaf keejiyega Mrs. HCU ."

  1. Sankar says:
    July 25, 2008 at 10:55 PM

    If Srikant did that he might not goto wellington.. All his fate might gone to the hands of 'Anti Sexual herassment committee'..

    Sunny, after reading your comment a question bothers me a lot : Did you ever participated for Mr.SUKOON during our MSc. As per my knowledge you are best contender for that :)... And finally be careful Sunny.. If anybody from the above committee read your comment , they can file a case against you for calling a miss SUKOON as Mrs HCU..